And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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