But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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