Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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