Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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