Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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