fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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