At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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