Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
