This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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