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say what?
wanna hang out?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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