I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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