like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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