That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
bring money and cleavage
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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