If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I want to be your penis for a week.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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