You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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