May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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