It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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