He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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