Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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