She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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