:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i already hear my dad disowning me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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