He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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