If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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