I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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