i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just pee around me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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