I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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