I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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