I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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