just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
