I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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