So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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