tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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