just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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