Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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