Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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