Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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