Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend