guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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