Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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