Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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