I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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