i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I look better un-naked...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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