if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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