You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize