is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
