She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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