READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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