VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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