Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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