Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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