I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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