I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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