i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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