Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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